conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

I’d still be broke.

(Source: conshence, via hate)


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nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via greed)


+ 470595

tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

(Source: ashtonxrwins, via refreshes)


+ 221135

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via camerondallas)


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unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

precumming:

the only people who tell me im cute are old ladies

(via asian)


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arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

(via givingblowjobs)


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lovelynobody00:


If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED
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